"It never hurts for potential opponents to think you're more than a little stupid and can hardly count all the money in your hip pocket,
much less hold on to it. "
- Amarillo Slim, Poker Hall of Famer

We've learned the card suits and how to shuffle, we've got our cards and our chips, we know the terms, the rules and hand rankings, we've studied betting fundamentals and some important strategy which means we are finally ready to ... "shuffle up and deal!"