Let's be honest here for a second. Halloween is a lot of work. I'm not adverse to actually doing work every now and again, but when it comes to my leisure time there's about 12 billion things I'd rather be doing, like watching football. I'd prefer hanging out on a couch, eating some nachos, and slamming a few Buds on game day, compared to the alternative of sticking my arm, elbows deep, into a pumpkin.
You know I'm right. That stuff is nasty.
Sadly, Halloween falls on a Friday this year, so that means my only football option is the CFL. With that in mind, I'm probably going to prefer sitting by the door, handing out candy to little kids dressed as their favorite Disney characters.
Since my participation in Halloween is an inevitability at this point, I should probably make sure I have some decorations on hand.
Here's three of the cheapest, least time-eating decorations I could put together.