What's that? "Yet another compendium of Atari-era marketing tactics!" we hear you softly groan to yourself.

"Aren't there enough guides on growth hacking floating about the internet already?", you then rightfully ask aloud. "There's blah and blah and blah, and then there's also blah, blah, blah". Agreed. No, really, we know that and - just like you - we've read most of them.