Remember those business cards and brochures I literally just mentioned?

I would take them and place them at my dad's storefront, where his customers could browse while they wait to pick up their clothes. Not only would I try to sell them on my services, but I'd also educate them on the Internet and how it has changed marketing.

I'd write a blog post for my website, which I could repurpose as a handout at my dad's store, titled: How to Increase Revenue for Your Local Small Business.

This is essentially the entire master plan. It's what I would do if I only had a roof over my head, free meals and a good head on my shoulders.